was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?
For some reason every time i get to the bottom of this post i forget what i just read and i have to re-read the entire thing again and it keeps happening and i don’t know why
do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
Well not with that attitude
This is literally how it is in Virginia most of the time when we have snow days
WHAT THE SHIT VIRGINIA??? TRY LIVING IN ILLINOIS!
Try living in Canada.
Try living in Michigan
or even kansas
ARE YOU FREAKING SHITTING ME?! IF WE GOT A SNOW DAY FOR EVERY TIME IT SNOWED A CENTIMETRE CANADA WOULD HAVE A LOT OF FUCKING SNOW DAYS LIKE WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS IM SO MAD I DESERVE MORE SNOW DAYS IM STRESSING OUT LIKE WHY